舉報大懶 Report the Offence of Big-Lazy

 DOI:10.13140/RG.2.2.11076.96646

    在香港某個關口,守關的工作人員,在主管大懶的包庇下,天天躱懶。看不過眼,在附近工作,天天經過那關口的智勇,想向電視節目「東張西望」舉報大懶。充滿智慧的智勇,深明白沒有證據,難以有效地舉報大懶。而自己每天只是匆匆地經過,難以站下來拍下證據。他想到了他在該關口工作的友人小珠,她是並不跟大懶一伙的勤力關員。於是,智勇聯絡了小珠,跟她提出了這個建議。

    不是因為如心理學所說的,人在接受一項新事物時,會出現一段抗拒期(或否認期)。或許如是,又或許不是。小珠拒絕了。她思想了幾天,心平氣和地回答:「我們不應該幹出這樣極端的行為…我們應該給予人家知錯能改的機會…」於是孔夫子也給搬了出來。

    「非常時候,應該有非常手段!」智勇像要教訓小珠一般的。

    過了一段日子,小珠已沒有記着智勇跟她說過的話。只是跟大懶一伙的,仍然天天躲懶。多做了事務的小珠,心裡從來都是不快。

    「幹麼這麼不快呢?」同事小雯關心地說。

    「沒什麼!只是太多工作。而跟大懶一伙的,卻什麼都不用做。」小珠投訴。

    「對!真的不公平!」另一位同事小美也加入討論:「幹麼所有事務都由我們來幹的呢?」

    「大懶真是過分,我們不能這樣下去。」小雯說。

    「那有什麼方法呢?」小珠說:「大懶是主管,我們可以做什麼?」

    「今時今日有傳媒嗎?」小美說。

    「對!我們不僅要為自己爭取權利,也要為今天進入了非常時期的香港爭取正義。」小雯突然正氣澟然起來的。

    「正所謂:在非常時期要有非常手段!」到小珠唸出這句諺語。

    「好!就來個極端一點的吧!我們拍下他們躲懶的一刻,傳到『東張西望』,舉報他們。」小美提議,有點狂起來了。

    小珠也跟着她狂起來:「要大懶跪在全港觀眾面前,真誠地向着所有努力工作的香港市民道歉。」

    小雯也狂起來:「要讓她千倍奉還!」

    於是,這三個女人,強調是三個女人,拍下了大懶的罪證,向傳媒舉報了。

At a certain border control point of Hong Kong, the customs officers were lazy as allowing under the shelter of their lazy supervisor, Ms. Big-Lazy. As not willing to stood idly by, Zhiyong, who worked nearby and passed that control point every day, wanted to report Big-Lazy’s act to the TV show "SCOOP". Zhiyong, full of wisdom, fully understood that it was difficult to report the offence of Big-Lazy effectively without evidence. But as he passed by in a hurry every day, it was difficult for he to wait for a moment and take an evidence. It came to his mind one of his friends Xiaozhu, who worked at the control point. She was a hard-working customs officer who was not with the lazy gang. So Zhiyong contacted Xiaozhu and put forward his opinion to her.

It is not as the psychologist says that, when people meet a new thing, there will be a period of resistance (or denial). Maybe it can be, maybe it is not. For the proposal, Xiaozhu refused. She thought for a few days, and calmly replied: "We shouldn't do such extreme behaviour...We should give people the opportunity to aware their mistakes and correct them..." Even Confucius was brought out.

"Urgent times, there should be extraordinary means!" Zhiyong seemed to teach Xiaozhu.

Certain days later, Xiaozhu had forgotten what Zhiyong had said to her. For only the Big-Lazy group, they still took lazy every day. Xiaozhu, who have done the duties original owe to them, was never happy in her heart.

"Why are you so upset?" colleague Xiaowen said with concern.

"It's nothing! It's just too much work. And the lazy people don't have to do anything." Xiaozhu complained.

"Yes! It's really unfair!" another colleague, Xiaomei, also joined the discussion, "why do we do all the work?"

"How dare Big-Lazy! We can't go on like this." Xiaowen said.

"Then what's the method?" Xiaozhu said, "Big-Lazy is the supervisor, what can we do?"

"There is media today." Xiaomei said.

"Yes! We not only fight for our own rights, but also fight for justice of Hong Kong, which has entered an extraordinary time today." Xiaowen suddenly became righteous.

"It is said that there must be extraordinary means in extraordinary times!" Xiaozhu spoke out this proverb now.

"Okay! Just a little bit extreme. We photographed their lazy moments and passed them to "SCOOP" to disclose them." Xiaomei suggested, becoming a little bit frantic.

Xiaozhu followed her into a frenzy: "Let Big-Lazy kneels down in front of the audiences of Hong Kong, and sincerely apologises to all Hong Kong citizens who are working hard."

Xiaowen also went crazy, "I want her to pay back a thousand times!"

As a result, the three women, emphasizing that they were three women, photographed the evidence of laziness and reported it to the media. 

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